Spring at the Porno Pool

2003-04-30 - 5:45 p.m.

I am so jealous. Spring has definitely sprung at The 5400 apartment complex, aka The Porno Pool. I�ll tell you on a slow day how it got its name.

Apparently everyone was out in the courtyard yesterday and proceeded to contribute a case of beer or wine, whatever was available to contribute. And everyone got smashed and everyone played musical beds. I tell you it�s the Dallas version of Melrose Place, except better because this is real. We�ve had a vagabond kill himself in the courtyard, a low budget masturbation movie shot there, lots of sex in the pool (eww, thank goodness its cleansed very often), and crazy parties, including an annual Toga Party.

Those were the best, having hotties brought to my home!! In fact this background is actually me, it�s from one of the toga parties. I was a slave girl this year. I always won best toga, too. *sigh* those were the days. And there was always a kissing wreath and to take it away you had to kiss the person on the mouth. Here is a picture of Chou-Chou and I demonstrating how it�s supposed to be done:

And since I'm keeping my annonimity here is Chou-Chou showing taste of the dee-lish men that would come.

Notice they followed the One Nipple Rule.(We girls organized the parties, so we made the rules. The One Nipple Rule said that if you didn't show at least one nipple, we'd strip you down to your boxers, and we did!)

I�m trying to remember these guys names, John and Ethan I believe. I had sex, he was fun in bed. Mmm-mmm. And I wanted to sleep with Ethan, but never got the opportunity. I only saw him once or twice a year at parties, and either he had a girl or some other guy snagged my attention. Those were the days!

Oh, and then we�d make bets to see who would be the first sacrificial lamb to the Pool God, and we�d make bets about how late it would be before the people in the pool were naked. And it was not unusual to see people leaving in the morning. Come on! If you had guys like this around you�d do your best to keep them as long as possible, too!

*sigh* On Fridays the property management used to have a margarita machine stocked for us tenants. We�d have happy hour at home. It was such a great time. I loved living there, so many wonderful memories. And all the drama, and all the beautiful people, and all the sex. LOL

Come to think about it, I used to have so much sex while I lived in Dallas, more so than here. Big perfect men, or men with bodies like Keanu Reeves, or football players, or just plain freaking HOT. I need a visit to the old Porno Pool!